“Its all fucking right he’s over canal bridge,” Nobby said. Bhabhi sex “What have you done!” the pedo protested. He went through, “Good afternoon Sir, Have you come for the aversion therapy?” Nobby queried sounding like some educated prick,
“Yes, absolutely. “Hello,” I says and rang the bell. “No,” I says, “I’m from the council.”
“So why not fucking say so, fancy a brew?” he says getting up, “Having a bit of a rest, Tea Coffee, Tequila Four X, Stella?”
“No ta,” I says looking at his oily hands. “Preparation is fucking king,” he explained as he checked the stapler had staples and turned the 100 watt soldering iron on. “Nobby,” he says, “You want to see the facilities?”
“That’s why I came,” I agreed. “First off check the fucking paperwork, make totally fucking sure they signed up to therapy as an alternate to a fucking stretch in chokey,” He explained. “Theatre two, much the same, and the workshop.”
I gasped, “Fuck
