They was bloody obstreperous. I wish I’d a never left Cornwall. Desi xxx Bloody bastard, he turned right at Reading not left and us ended up at Swansea. It were about eighty quid, “Take it out of our fee,” he said. “Well that would have you buggers banged to rights wouldn’t it,” he laughed, “We come a long way to meet you gents.”
“I said fuck off weirdo,” the mouthy one repeated and he pulled a flick knife from his back pocket. What with good Cornish food, and fresh sea air she’s a different woman now, twice the bloody size she use to be. His mate decided discretion was better than valour but Denzil had he spotted and “Thwack,” down come the ebony stick and down went ebony bloke like he were a sack of spuds. Some bastard had phoned them. “Ello, ‘Ello, ‘Ello, what’s going on here then?” the mouthy one with stripes on his sleeve shouted.
