Her legs, which before were barely parted, spread wide across the chair she was sitting in. video xxx Mother Theresa had some demons, Rachel; best not to discuss them.”
“Jesus is late,” Lucy said, looking at the gothic clock on the wall, “again.”
“He’ll show up,” God said, patting my hand reassuringly, “he’s just bad at keeping schedule.”
“We both know he’s fashionably late on purpose,” Lucy said, “because he’s a self-entitled douchebag.”
“How can you say that?!” I gasped, “Jesus Christ is our lord and savior!”
“Yeah…” Lucy murmured, “We’ll see how you feel about him after a few minutes.”
“HELLO, BITCHES!” a boisterous, deep voice yelled from the entrance of the restaurant. The child turned into a blur of rapidly moving limbs, occasionally the brown streak of shit was flung across the empty sky. “Hey Lucy,” Rachel said with a slight wave and subtle moan as her new pet buried her tongue between her folds, “God said you










