A couple of tables away from Linda sat a handsome young man named Rob deep in thought drinking his coffee. Hindi bf She had been told this many times and actually mistaken for him four times. He was experimenting with the trombone one evening after a dinner of cottage cheese, an old tuna salad sandwich, sweet pickle relish, a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and 7 cheap chocolate beers (cheap beer with chocolate syrup mixed in). He had done everything he could think of from boiling to freezing and even soaking it in various liquid mixtures, but the small shank titanium trombone mouthpiece still tasted like rank ass
Little did Rob know, the used small shank titanium trombone mouthpiece had belonged to a performance artist named Frederic Fletcher Felcher.
