But after I took a sip of his water very loudly (which he always hated when I did that) I said “well if that’s what makes your happy, I think that you and your wife should go on some sex websites and find someone to satisfy your needs”. I instantly went from confused to FUCK, don’t stop please DON’T STOP. I fell deeper into satisfaction as if I hit cloud 35 in the break room at work. I always had no interest in sports seeing that I never found the amusement in watching people run up and down open space very interesting. A couple weeks before Christmas I was transferred to the basement offices were most of the accounting took place. If you can only image how hard my mouth hit the floor and I was stunned that he just said that like it was normal conversation, I didn’t even know what to say.
