‘Well, I were with ‘im when it were like desperate and it all looked bad. Aunty sex He said to me, like, not to tells anyone, but I reckon I should, ‘cos it’s important like.’
Gary concurred and Darren continued his tale. ‘The lads, I’ve got to pick the lads up!’ He murmured feverishly. They shocked him too. ‘o, yeah, an’ ain’t he good lookin’ too Tina. ‘How come?’
‘Oh, aye! ‘I don’t know.’ He eventually replied; and he genuinely did not. Still confused and for some unexplainable reason, embarrassed. ‘Not surprised, lad, you’ve probably ‘ad ‘em kicked in.’
‘Eh, what?’ Gary was confused. ‘Good lad Gazza!’ Wayne, his mate in the firm, said as he slapped him on the shoulder, ‘No wonder you’ve had t’monk on t’ last few weeks.’
‘Aye, I guess.’ He replied, ashamed of the attention.
